Some of the things you see and experience at the beach can be really strange. It's really a place to go see and be seen, and not so much a place to go and socialize, except with the people that you brought along to the beach with you. Besides, everyone's brains are always too sun-fried to communicate effectively with members of their own species.

Yet, many people just don't get that the whole idea of meeting a beautiful stranger at the beach and hitting it off for a summer romance is just that - an idea.

Everyone wants to go and pick up a bronzed blonde, even if they aren't one themselves. They don't get that all the bronzed blondes are out in California dating each other and admiring their abs. And suffering from really, really under-conditioned hair.

That's why the amazing Twister Beach Towel absolutely has to be taken tongue-in-cheek.  You cannot buy it and hope to wind up tangled on it with a litter of beach babes just because it's a mock-up of the Twister game. People don't really just fall all over themselves when they see one of those boards. Not really. However, they might laugh at your towel.

Unless, of course, you ARE the beach babe. Then it will definitely be a conversation opener (as if you really needed another one). What a cruel, cruel joke - lounging around with the wind in your sun-bleached hair as the Napoleon Dynamites of the world stumble by in a trance, thinking, "Dang, I was going to get one of those".

That's the sort of thing that the Napoleon Dynamites of the world habitually think. Actually, they tend to say it out loud, so don't think they're admiring your stuff. They're coveting your towel.

And if there are two of you, so much the better.

Twister Towel

Posted by Rhonda.

Rhonda is also the editor of Latest Greatest Gadgets And Gizmos.