April 4, 2007

Oscar Wilde Action Figure

You have to admit, it's pretty hot in its little purple frock. (There is nothing like a six-inch tall plastic man in a purple frock. And no, I'm not about to make a joke about Prince, poor guy.)

But yes, for you literary types out there, here is a bit of writing-space decoration that will astound your friends and annoy your enemies. He comes with a cane, which you will have to be careful with, because it isn't glued in and he will lose it. I've also seen people with Mozart action figures, by the way.

Since Wilde is a man who was actually convicted and did time for being gay (yep, Oscar Wilde is an ex-con) you have to wonder just a little bit about what his action figure actually does. If you have GI Joe action figures in the house, exercise caution.

And don't take him to work, because he may be kidnapped and held for ransom by a co-worker. I know this from experience, folks. It ain't pretty.

Oscar Wilde Action Figures

Posted by Rhonda.

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