It is the coolest thing imaginable to think that Sea Monkeys have their own website. (How did their little webbed fingers ever build it?) But they do. And it uses all of the old advertising tactics from the past, i.e., “Come see these Truly Amazing creatures, et-cetera and et-cetera!” You'll feel like you're passing by a freakin' circus tent. It really is a blast from the past.

And yes, the Sea Monkey company has fully admitted that Sea Monkeys are shrimp. Shrimp, people. Not cute little alienesque water-monkeys. Shrimp. The things you order with cole slaw and a side of fries.

I guess you could fry 'em up if you got hungry.

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Posted by Rhonda.