Just so you'll know, Irish author Oscar Wilde was once roughed up by his fellow university students at Cambridge for keeping sunflowers in his room. If you ask me, those things are the powerlifters of flora. They're downright scary.

Truthfully, though, it was probably more than once and the big blooms were probably just the tip of the iceberg, but that's the official story. And since that's the official story, Wilde or whomever crafted the official story of what happened that day thought people would believe it based on the fact that it involved sunflowers, which are bold declarations of … well, of something …something that strapping, six foot, three inch Irish lads are not supposed to be declaring.

Those boys probably would have liked sunflowers more if they'd had caffeine and taurine and other high-performance energy drink stuff in them like they do today. Then they would have been manly. Heck, they all would have had sunflowers in their room at that point, drinking drinks with funky little names like "Victorian K" with big, yellow flowers emblazoned right on the side. (Don't scratch your head. The names of those drinks never make sense anyway. LOL)

These special seeds are called SumSeeds, and there doesn't appear to be a sunflower emblazoned anywhere on the package.

Now you can have your seeds and your high-power ingredients too while you're looking all manly on the way to the gym, leaving a little trail of spit-out seed shells. Forget all those drinks in the skinny little cans. These are seeds, man. Nature's own stuff.

Well, except for all the stuff they've added to make them cool. But at least they look like nature's own stuff, right? Come on - hamsters eat these things. What could be more natural than that?

Sum Seeds

Posted by Rhonda.