April 8, 2007
This Is A No-Naked-Dog Zone
Yes, it's only dog clothing. But look at it! Isn't it at least mildly hilarious that someone would dress their canine companion in Hello Kitty gear? Is that some sort of sick joke? ("Hel-lo Kit-ty, Kit-ty…Come to Uncle Bruno…" FWUMP! "Damned skirts. Why does she always dress me in skirts?? I'm a boy! At least before the operation…")
You can get fur booties for your baby in case her feet aren't hairy enough. You can get "I Love My Mommy" shirts, even though it's not really fair to make your dog advertise his undying love for you when HE CAN'T EVEN READ.
You can also get diapers in case your dog has a potty problem. Since when do diapers make someone look cool? He's a dog. His life is already difficult enough. But go ahead. Do what you must.
Posted by Rhonda.
Filed under General by Editor



